I Saw Something!a tumblelog

Pencil in Your Pocket? “For my next trick, I’m going to make this pencil, disappear…”

I was waiting for the F-Train. This butt-munch was reliving his glory days on the Starlight Express…

“Why are 250,000 New Yorkers happier than you?”

1) They have hair.
2) They’re going to out-live you.
3) They don’t need a cane to walk around.

Moses knows…a good nap can make for an easy fast this Yom Kippur.


L’shana Tova and Good Yontif all!

Harness your chi…

…then Thank Motha’ F*ckin’ God It’s Friday.

She’s about to lose control (and I think she likes it)



THANKS (again) TO JSchwartzDesign FOR SEEING & SAYING SOMETHING!
Check her out at jennischwartz.com

A blonde in a black dress sits holding her white bag next to a brunette in a white dress holding her black bag and blackberry. The brunette caffeinates herself with a cold diet soda that she holds with one hand while the blonde sips energy from a still warm coffee which, between tastes, she clutches with both hands. The brunette blocks out interpersonal communication by focusing on the glowing screen of the small device in her hand while the blonde wards off communication by covering her eyes with darkened sunglasses. One’s toes are conservatively hidden and the other’s are open.

Dark and light, light and dark, their only similarity is that they both know what time it is…because in the city, you’re always moving.

I found the dichotomy of this scene beautiful and wholly “New York”

Paging Dr. Freud - when is a long, hard, cylindrical phallus that penetrates dark, damp, underground tunnels just a long, hard, cylindral phallus that penetrates dark, damp, underground tunnels?

Jew-y Lewis & the News sings “The Power of Oye”

Don’t Wake a Sleeping Giant: Common sense said not to take this picture, but he reminded me so much of the boulder from Indiana Jones that I just had to…

Say “om” on the N-Train.

“Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void, that you may see the meaning of within.”

Say hello (“hola”) to my little friend(s):
“Los Miniature Mariachis”